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UPDATE: DISNEY PRINCESSES LYRICS have been posted. Just scroll down.
The Disney Princesses skit was performed at the San Diego Comic Con 2005 Masquerade. We had a record breaking cast of 18 performers. Disney Princesses performed to “Disney Girl” which is a parody of “Barbie Girl” by Aqua.
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Awards: Most Humorous Trophy Award, The Stevenson Entertainment Group
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Additional note: FYI, we actually did have a Jasmine in our skit. But she broke her foot a couple weeks before the convention and thus was unable to perform in the skit due to her injury.
DISNEY PRINCESSES LYRICS:
Fairy Godmother: Come, come Princesses! It’s time for the ball!
Ariel: Oh, I love a good princess ball!
Snow White: How does my hair look?
Cinderella: Do you like my new Swarovski crystal slippers?
Everyone: Umm
Belle: Where’s Aurora?
Aurora: Zzzzzz. Hey! What are you doing here, Belle? You’re not a real princess.
Ariel: Yeah, you just married a beast!
Belle: At least my husband didn’t marry sushi!
Everyone: Who are you?
Elionwy: Why, I’m Princess Elionwy!
Everyone: Who?
Elionwy: From The Black Cauldron?
Everyone: Never heard of it.
Megara: Yo, where’s the party?
Snow White: You’re not princesses either!
Pocahontas: Yes, I am! Can you paint with all of the colors of the wind?
Mulan: And I brought honor to us all!
Real Princesses: By cross-dressing? Whatever!
Esmeralda: I claim sanctuary!
Jane: Darlings, I’m married to the king of the jungle.
Esmeralda: I still claim sanctuary!
Real Princesses: Shut up!
Everyone: (argues)
Wendy and Alice: STOP!
Alice: We may not all be Disney Princesses.
Wendy: But we’re all Disney Girls!
“Disney Girl” song begins:
I’m a Disney girl, in Walt Disney’s world
Life with magic, it’s fantastic!
You can toss our hair, touch us everywhere
Animation, our lives are your creation
I’m a beautiful girl in a magical world
Life is tough, oh so rough, bein’ a princess!
But I use what I’ve got, get whatever I want
Pretty men, so much fun, being naughty!
We can dance, we can play,
If we say, “It’s not for kids!”
Ooh-oh!
I’m a Disney girl, in Walt Disney’s world
Life with magic, it’s fantastic!
We can flash our stuff, we’ll never get enough
Animation, our lives are your creation
Come on Disney, let’s get busy!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Disney, let’s get busy!
(Uu-oooh-u)
Aladdin: Stop! Aladdin Time! (breakdances and performs a back handspring) Stop! Aladdin Time!
“Disney Girl” song resumes:
I am only sixteen, but you never would think
‘Cause my breasts, they are quite enchanting!
Strut it here, flash them there, catch the prince in a snare
He’s so fine, make him mine, it’s so easy!
We can dance, we can play,
If we say, “It’s not for kids!”
I’m a Disney Girl, in Walt Disney’s world
Life with magic, it’s fantastic!
Watch us sway our hips, try to steal a kiss
Animation, our lives are your creation
Come on Disney, let’s get busy!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Disney, let’s get busy!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Disney, let’s get busy!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Disney, let’s get busy!
(uu-oooh-u)
Aladdin: Hey, girls! Where do you want to go now?
Everyone: We’re going to DISNEYLAND!!!
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